Here is a story about a man who is suing his dry-cleaner for $67 million. The reason? The dry cleaner lost his pants. And it has caused him mental anguish and discomfort.
Sometimes my coffee at the restaurant isn’t hot enough for me. It tastes bad.
Sometimes I have to wait a few minutes in the drive-thru line and my butt starts to go numb.
Sometimes the expiration date on my ranch salad dressing I get at the grocery store comes up to quickly and I can’t eat it all in time.
Sometimes a little old lady drives too slowly in front of me on the interstate.
I think I’ll go sue someone. For millions and millions of dollars.
And, what’s even more bizarre is that the man suing: is a judge.