The other day, at a McDonald’s some where between Indianapolis and Maryville:
Eden: Daddy, which bathroom is on the left and which is on the right?
Me: Well, which one do you think is on the left?
Eden (looking, thinking): The boy’s.
Me (noticing the boy’s was actually on the right): Why do you think the boy’s is on the left?
Eden (thinking again): Umm…Jesus told me.